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绿皮车嘟嘟嘟 发表于 2010-7-7 18:48

转个贴，笑死我——给你一个不要向设计师求助的理由。

内啥，原文是英文版的，先贴原版的。等我去弄图，笑抽了我。

狐狸家的猫 发表于 2010-7-7 18:50

沙发
这年头不流行抢沙发了么？

东镇女巫 发表于 2010-7-7 18:51

绿皮车嘟嘟嘟 发表于 2010-7-7 18:58

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.15am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Poster

Hi
I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon.

http://www.27bslash6.com/images/missy_350.jpg

This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone number.
Thanks Shan.

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From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.26am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
That is shocking news. Luckily I was sitting down when I read your email and not half way up a ladder or tree. How are you holding up? I am surprised you managed to attend work at all what with thinking about Missy out there cold, frightened and alone... possibly lying on the side of the road, her back legs squashed by a vehicle, calling out "Shannon, where are you?"
Although I have two clients expecting completed work this afternoon, I will, of course, drop everything and do whatever it takes to facilitate the speedy return of Missy.
Regards, David.

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From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.37am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Poster

yeah ok thanks. I know you dont like cats but I am really worried about mine. I have to leave at 1pm today.

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From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.17am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
I never said I don't like cats. Once, having been invited to a party, I went clothes shopping beforehand and bought a pair of expensive G-Star boots. They were two sizes too small but I wanted them so badly I figured I could just wear them without socks and cut my toenails very short. As the party was only a few blocks from my place, I decided to walk. After the first block, I lost all feeling in my feet. Arriving at the party, I stumbled into a guy named Steven, spilling Malibu & coke onto his white Wham 'Choose Life' t-shirt, and he punched me. An hour or so after the incident, Steven sat down in a chair already occupied by a cat. The surprised cat clawed and snarled causing Steven to leap out of the chair, slip on a rug and strike his forehead onto the corner of a speaker; resulting in a two inch open gash. In its shock, the cat also defecated, leaving Steven with a wet brown stain down the back of his beige cargo pants. I liked that cat.
Attached poster as requested.
Regards, David.

http://www.27bslash6.com/images/missing_missy.jpg

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From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.24am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

yeah thats not what I was looking for at all. it looks like a movie and how come the photo of Missy is so small?
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From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.28am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
It's a design thing. The cat is lost in the negative space.
Regards, David.

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From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.33am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Thats just stupid. Can you do it properly please? I am extremely emotional over this and was up all night in tears. you seem to think it is funny. Can you make the photo bigger please and fix the text and do it in colour please. Thanks.

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From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.46am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
Having worked with designers for a few years now, I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism. I don't come downstairs and tell you how to send text messages, log onto Facebook and look out of the window. I am willing to overlook this faux pas due to you no doubt being preoccupied with thoughts of Missy attempting to make her way home across busy intersections or being trapped in a drain as it slowly fills with water. I spent three days down a well once but that was just for fun.
I have amended and attached the poster as per your instructions.
Regards, David.

http://www.27bslash6.com/images/missing_missy2.jpg

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From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.59am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

This is worse than the other one. can you make it so it shows the whole photo of Missy and delete the stupid text that says missing missy off it? I just want it to say lost.

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From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.14am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

http://www.27bslash6.com/images/missing_missy3.jpg

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From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.21am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

yeah can you do the poster or not? I just want a photo and the word lost and the telephone number and when and where she was lost and her name. Not like a movie poster or anything stupid. I have to leave early today. If it was your cat I would help you. Thanks.
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From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.32am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Awww

Dear Shannon,
I don't have a cat. I once agreed to look after a friend's cat for a week but after he dropped it off at my apartment and explained the concept of kitty litter, I kept the cat in a closed cardboard box in the shed and forgot about it. If I wanted to feed something and clean faeces, I wouldn't have put my mother in that home after her stroke. A week later, when my friend came to collect his cat, I pretended that I was not home and mailed the box to him. Apparently I failed to put enough stamps on the package and he had to collect it from the post office and pay eighteen dollars. He still goes on about that sometimes, people need to learn to let go.
I have attached the amended version of your poster as per your detailed instructions.
Regards, David.

http://www.27bslash6.com/images/missing_missy6.jpg

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From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.47am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Awww

Thats not my cat. where did you get that picture from? That cat is orange. I gave you a photo of my cat.

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From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.58am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Awww

I know, but that one is cute. As Missy has quite possibly met any one of several violent ends, it is possible you might get a better cat out of this. If anybody calls and says "I haven't seen your orange cat but I did find a black and white one with its hind legs run over by a car, do you want it?" you can politely decline and save yourself a costly veterinarian bill.
I knew someone who had a basset hound that had its hind legs removed after an accident and it had to walk around with one of those little buggies with wheels. If it had been my dog I would have asked for all its legs to be removed and replaced with wheels and had a remote control installed. I could charge neighbourhood kids for rides and enter it in races. If I did the same with a horse I could drive it to work. I would call it Steven.
Regards, David.

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From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.07pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Please just use the photo I gave you.

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From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.22pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

http://www.27bslash6.com/images/missing_missy4.jpg

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From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.34pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

I didnt say there was a reward. I dont have $2000 dollars. What did you even put that there for? Apart from that it is perfect can you please remove the reward bit. Thanks Shan.

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From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.42pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

http://www.27bslash6.com/images/missing_missy5.jpg
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From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Can you just please take the reward bit off altogether? I have to leave in ten minutes and I still have to make photocopies of it.
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From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.56pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

http://www.27bslash6.com/images/missing_missy7.jpg
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From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 1.03pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Fine. That will have to do.

绿皮车嘟嘟嘟 发表于 2010-7-7 18:59

沙发
这年头不流行抢沙发了么？
狐狸家的猫 发表于 2010-7-7 19:50 http://www.dolc.de/forum/images/common/back.gif


    赶紧告诉我，图显示不显示？

我不是笨猫 发表于 2010-7-7 19:06

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绿皮车嘟嘟嘟 发表于 2010-7-7 19:13

不喜欢看英文的，我贴中文的，不过翻译的太简单了，有些还算重要的没翻译
尤其是设计师的第一封回信，这个设计师太2了，还假设了Missy的种种悲惨遭遇，啊哈哈哈

故事開始：
夏儂（一名秘書）丟失了她養的貓，所以就去求大衛（圖像設計師）幫她做一張走失海報。以下是他們之間來往的電子郵件內容……
請由上往下讀……

    寄件人：Shannon Walkley
    日期：2010/06/21 (一) 09:15
    收件人：David Thorne
    主題：海報

    你好
    昨天我在開前門時，讓家中養的貓溜了出去，結果就不見（missing）了，所以我想問一下，如果你沒事要忙的話，希望你能幫我做一張海報。我要 A4 大小，這樣下午我才好影印出來，把海報貼在我的住區附近。

http://www.27bslash6.com/images/missy_350.jpg

    我這只有這張貓兒的照片，我都叫她蜜西（Missy），她是隻黑白相間的貓，大約八個月大。是在哈博街（Harper street）不見的，還有要附上我的電話號碼。
    感謝　　小夏上

    寄件人：David Thorne
    日期： 2010/06/21 (一) 09:26
    收件人： Shannon Walkley
    主題： Re: 海報

    夏儂妳好
    這真是件讓人難過的事。
    雖然我手上還有兩件客戶要我在下午完成的工作，不過呢，我一定，會先放下手邊的事，盡全力幫妳早日找回蜜西的。
    大衛敬上

    寄件人： Shannon Walkley
    日期： 2010/06/21 (一) 09:37
    收件人： David Thorne
    主題： Re: Re: Poster

    好的，謝謝你。我知道你不太喜歡貓咪，不過我真的很擔心我的這隻小貓咪。我今天下午一點就要離開公司了。

    寄件人： David Thorne
    日期： 2010/06/21 (一) 10:17
    收件人： Shannon Walkley
    主題： Re: Re: Re: Poster

    夏儂妳好
    我並沒有說過我不喜歡貓。附加檔是妳要的海報。
    大衛敬上

http://www.27bslash6.com/images/missing_missy.jpg

    寄件人： Shannon Walkley
    日期： 2010/06/21 (一) 10:24
    收件人： David Thorne
    主題： Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

    齁那根本不是我要的啦。這看起來像是電影的，還有蜜西的照片為什麼要弄這麼小張？

    寄件人： David Thorne
    日期： 2010/06/21 (一) 10:28
    收件人： Shannon Walkley
    主題： Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

    夏儂妳好
    這就是海報設計。妳的貓走失在留白的空間中。
    大衛敬上


    寄件人： Shannon Walkley
    日期： 2010/06/21 (一) 10:33
    收件人： David Thorne
    主題： Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

    這真是蠢斃了。能不能請你把海報弄得正常點？我現在正因為貓兒走失傷心欲絕（extremely emotional），而且整夜以淚洗面（in tears），但你好像只當這事很有趣。能不能請你把照片放大點，然後修一下字，還有拜託你上一下色。謝謝。

    寄件人： David Thorne
    日期： 2010/06/21 (一) 10:46
    收件人： Shannon Walkley
    主題： Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

    夏儂妳好
    妳和我們這群設計師一起工作，應該也有個幾年了，我本來還以為你會懂的，除了繞圈子酸人的意見，我們也不甚歡迎有建設性的批評。我並沒有下樓去告訴你要怎麼傳送文字訊息和系統記錄到 Facebook 上，並要你去盯著視窗。我修了下圖，附加檔是照著你每一項要求做出的海報。
    大衛敬上

http://www.27bslash6.com/images/missing_missy2.jpg



    寄件人： Shannon Walkley
    日期： 2010/06/21 (一) 10:59
    收件人： David Thorne
    主題： Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

    這比另一張還糟糕，你能不能就把蜜西的整張照片秀出來，然後刪掉那些什麼不見蜜西（missing missy）的蠢字？我只要上面寫個走失（Lost）就好。

    寄件人： David Thorne
    日期： 2010/06/21 (一) 11:14
    收件人： Shannon Walkley
    主題： Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

http://www.27bslash6.com/images/missing_missy3.jpg


    寄件人： Shannon Walkley
    日期： 2010/06/21 (一) 11:21
    收件人： David Thorne
    主題： Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

    齁你到底是要不要幫我弄海報？我只要有張照片有寫走失有我的電話號碼然後寫上何時何地走失的再加上她的名字就好。不要弄得像張電影海報，也不要寫些蠢東西了。我今天得早點走。如果今天換作是你的貓走失，我一定會幫你的。謝謝。

    寄件人： David Thorne
    日期： 2010/06/21 (一) 11:32
    收件人： Shannon Walkley
    主題： 喔喔

    夏儂妳好
    我沒養貓。我確實是有次幫朋友照顧了一星期的貓，不過那是因為他把貓丟在我這，在向我解說貓窩的概念。附加檔是我一一照著你的細部要求，修改過的新版海報。
    大衛敬上

http://www.27bslash6.com/images/missing_missy6.jpg


    寄件人： Shannon Walkley
    日期： 2010/06/21 (一) 11:47
    收件人： David Thorne
    主題： Re: Awww

    那隻不是我的貓咪。你是打哪弄來那圖片的？那隻貓的毛是橘色的。我早就有給你我的貓咪照片了。

    寄件人： David Thorne
    日期： 2010/06/21 (一) 11:58
    收件人： Shannon Walkley
    主題： Re: Re: Awww

    我懂，不過那隻橘毛貓很可愛。只是當妳的蜜西很可能遭遇諸多不測之一時，你也很有可能拿到比那隻更好的貓。
    如果有人打了電話，跟妳說：「我沒看到妳養的橘毛貓，不過我有找到一隻黑白相間的，只是牠的後腿被汽車輾到了，妳要這隻嗎？」這樣一來，妳就可以婉拒對方，幫妳自己省下一筆看獸醫的錢。
    大衛敬上

    寄件人： Shannon Walkley
    日期： 2010/06/21 (一) 12:07
    收件人： David Thorne
    主題： Re: Re: Re: Awww

    拜託你，請用我給你的那張照片就好。

    寄件人： David Thorne
    日期： 2010/06/21 (一) 12:22
    收件人： Shannon Walkley
    主題： Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww


http://www.27bslash6.com/images/missing_missy4.jpg

    寄件人： Shannon Walkley
    日期： 2010/06/21 (一) 12:34
    收件人： David Thorne
    主題： Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

    我並沒有說過有懸賞。我沒有兩千美金。你為什麼要在那兒寫懸賞？撇開這點都很完美了所以能不能請你把懸賞金額（reward bit）給拿掉。感謝　　小夏上

    寄件人： David Thorne
    日期： 2010/06/21 (一) 12:42
    收件人： Shannon Walkley
    主題： Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

http://www.27bslash6.com/images/missing_missy5.jpg

    寄件人： Shannon Walkley
    日期： 2010/06/21 (一) 12:51
    收件人： David Thorne
    主題： Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

    能不能請你把懸賞相關給全部拿掉？我十分鐘內就要走人，而且我還得要再影印這東西。

    寄件人： David Thorne
    日期： 2010/06/21 (一) 12:56
    收件人： Shannon Walkley
    主題： Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

http://www.27bslash6.com/images/missing_missy7.jpg

寄件人： Shannon Walkley
日期： 2010/06/21 (一) 13:03
收件人： David Thorne
主題： Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww
好吧，看來我只好用這張了。

狐狸家的猫 发表于 2010-7-7 19:16

赶紧告诉我，图显示不显示？
绿皮车嘟嘟嘟 发表于 2010-7-7 19:59 http://www.dolc.de/forum/images/common/back.gif

显示，我要被那个设计师给气死了{:4_304:}

绿皮车嘟嘟嘟 发表于 2010-7-7 19:26

显示，我要被那个设计师给气死了
狐狸家的猫 发表于 2010-7-7 20:16 http://www.dolc.de/forum/images/common/back.gif


    球赛开始了！啊哈哈
啊哈，我刚也给我一搞设计的朋友看了，他竟然和我说，海报很正常啊。。。
我对他们无语了

我看球去了～～
啦啦啦

狐狸家的猫 发表于 2010-7-7 19:26

那段狗腿变车轮的居然木有翻译

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