Thank You.
>>"Hello?"> > > >>"Hihoney, this is Daddy...is your Mummy near the phone?"
> > > >>"NoDaddy, she's upstairs in the bedroom withUncle Frank,"
> > > >>
> > > >>After a brief pause Daddysays,
> > > >>
> > > >>"But you haven't got an Uncle Frank,honey!"
> > > >>"Oh Yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroomwith Mummy,
right now!"
> > > >>
> > > >>"Uh Okay then......here'swhat I want you do. Put down the
> > > >>phone, run upstairs andknock on the bedroom door and
shout
> > to
> > > >>Mommy and UncleFrank that Daddy's car just pulled up outside
the
> > house."
> > > >>
> > > >>"Okay Daddy!"
> > > >>A few minutes later the littlegirl comes back to the phone.
> > > >>
> > > >>Well I did what yousaid, Daddy."
> > > >>"And what happened?" he asks.
> > > >>
> > > >>"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes
on and
> > ran
> > > >>around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went
flying
out the
> > > >>front window and now she's all dead."
> > > >>
> > > >>"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"
> > > >>
> > > >>"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all
scared and
> > he
> > > >>jumped out the back window into theswimming pool..... but he
must
> > have
> > > >>forgot that last weekyou took out all the water to clean it,
so he
> > hit
> > > > the bottomof the swimming pool and now he's all real dead
too."
> > > >>
> > > >>*** long pause ***
> > > >>
> > > >>Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool????
> > > >>Is this 555-7039?
> > > >>"No! This is 555-7093" the little girl said.
> > > >>
> > > >>"Oooooppppssss....sorry wrong number!"
> > > >>Thank You. sofa~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
haha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ................................................................ dddddddddddddd Originally posted by 德国疯子 at 2005-6-19 23:53
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跑这里来了:lol:
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