搞笑神回复:「什么东西越大越好?」
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我表哥年轻时,突然有阵子烟抽便宜的,啤酒也不喝了,省着钱买了好多肉包子,我发现他偷偷摸摸去喂老李家的狗。我:'你不会是要去老李家偷东西吧?”表哥点了根烟:“过几天要去他家和他女儿相亲我想让他全家都欢迎我,包括狗!
和老公恋爱那会儿,他老家的女同学来玩,我们请她吃饭。席间他俩相邻而坐谈笑风生,她还几次用菜单轻轻敲我老公的头,嗔笑着说讨厌,估计是把我当傻子了。于是我带着微笑说:“姐姐你好温柔他惹我生气的时候我都是这样。”说完抄起勺子朝老公脑袋狠狠敲下去,差点把他敲晕了。嗯!警告很有效!
跟女友逛超市,她被一个熊孩子用购物车给撞了。熊孩子一副毫无悔意的态度惹恼了女友,于是女友从货架上拿了一袋超贵的巧克力,然后打开来请那个熊孩子吃最后把那一袋巧克力送给了熊孩子。不一会,熊孩子家长训斥孩子的怒吼声响遍了超市.....
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