polarbear88 发表于 2008-4-6 20:22

zt 几个小英文笑话

1)timetable
What occupies the last 6 pages of the Lada User's Manual?
The bus and train timetables.

2)Four Letter Word
Patient: During my operation, Nurse, I heard the surgeon use a four-letter
word that upset me very much.
Nurse: What word was that?
Patient: "Oops!"   

3)Drunk
After having had several drinks in a bar, a man staggers out And starts
walking down the road with one foot in the gutter And the other on the curb. A
policeman runs up to the man and says, "Hey! You're drunk!

KISSing 发表于 2008-4-6 22:43

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