love海盗 发表于 2009-4-9 20:35

复活节献上小菜一碟

不知道大家有没有总被问到奇怪的问题，比如说总有人问，中国人吃狗吗？那，看看下面这个，祝大家节日快乐！博君一乐！

Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanks giving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as human's best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.



Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.



Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
注：Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族


Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.


Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.


Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?
A: Because our parents don't fuck around.

阿伯丁白 发表于 2009-4-10 10:39

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凉皮儿 发表于 2009-4-10 12:05

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obeseburro 发表于 2009-4-10 12:29

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海的女儿 发表于 2009-4-10 13:08

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BiangBiang面 发表于 2009-4-10 14:33

美国人抽了。。。

水库小混混 发表于 2009-4-11 22:20

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水库小混混 发表于 2009-4-11 22:22

Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.{:5_370:}

xianwubo 发表于 2009-4-14 23:03

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