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Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

0 O1 \* G0 {& ?. kStudent: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

6 N+ y; {  J- G4 Y$ CTeacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
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8 {: O; c: p7 b8 T  pA physics Examination
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) |# V% F9 o! l9 {# W# mOnce in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
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The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

' y$ D( X3 ~/ R# z/ }0 a0 _6 X; `Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

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