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Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

& Z4 F  m. E' |& JStudent: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

) I) G6 U* C8 x& J* ~. G7 |0 vTeacher: Please tell us.

/ p4 p: g, P( X- [; Z2 ZStudent: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
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Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

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