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Two birls
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- q, x4 ~1 p- `2 c( ^Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
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Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.
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! `" {9 G' b* B; I* C. P( GStudent: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
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0 a  L/ T4 i. A  J. v+ |! [A physics Examination
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Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
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; x) Y! F1 v; sThe question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

* V$ L& c9 D8 ]( T0 Y% ?! `% e: @$ pNick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

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