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Two birls
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8 J$ j8 [4 @, \Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
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7 g( D3 S, O8 a& @Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
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Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

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2 H! k# x# y" M% VA physics Examination
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Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
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The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?
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Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

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