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Two birls

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
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" ?( z2 z5 p$ K' h+ l3 C) NStudent: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
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* p# @' L- O+ l; e! A/ z# j! `  E: WTeacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
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& }, _( Z4 `# D( E( W8 ]! q, k$ kA physics Examination

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

% N8 i3 I8 E0 A. F/ sThe question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?
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  j; y5 N, _; k# M6 N# r& jNick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

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