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发表于 2011-2-25 20:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

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1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ?# }, V4 L$ J- R9 m, O
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Because it makes fat fact!# N! \) x, i3 I$ Q: Q5 q
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2.Why is the letter E so important?
( J% b) o/ S" H; ]Because it’s the begining of everything!
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, R2 \5 r1 Y- ]* f$ x3.Why are the letter G and letter S in “gloves” close to each other?
* V" l" D4 j2 J7 @Because there is love between them!: m$ |, \' E! ~! h8 ?' O% k1 m

# l1 }  V7 j+ c6 V2 y! k$ I4.What letter is an animal ?* @4 ~" E& D. B0 ^% s# {5 A5 A
It’s the letter B
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) O5 O! h& }% X$ G$ c% e5.What letter is a question?
. h$ Q3 k4 \# ]: Q! t$ y4 tIt’s the letter Y# Z8 l. N, M% v$ ?( [
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6.Why is U the jolliest letter?; i' N% [4 P' C) u1 J
Because it’s in the midst of fun!
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8 N. \5 C' c5 |' G9 C1 E7.How do you feel today?
) J. l  @5 g# ?, cWith my hands ,of course!
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8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?
, z# ?% U" P0 k, FTake a longer rope and compare with it!
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9.Why do people wish for something they haven’t got?
9 u* h7 s- N3 k& W" D+ W What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!
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10.What can you tell from Peter’s record card with extremely poor grades?
- V3 @( c. P9 ~9 BHe didn’t cheat!4 w$ Z+ G- n5 s9 R+ c6 d( |
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11.What does everybody do at the same time?3 n# r. y, c9 L
Grow old!
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The following question you'd better guess by yourselves firstly, then find the answers
9 v1 ~5 B+ D. O, \% Q9 Z. Gat the end!!!4 z8 _5 h6 {+ z( C' n% o4 _$ @
12.What resembles half a pie?# a5 N; P. b7 n. g
13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?# x( P9 S3 o2 E3 u
14.When do people have two mouth?3 q7 x. w/ O8 }/ y; [. {0 p
15.Why do lions eat raw meat?
' E" T" \* ^& m- w9 C/ ]  r, j16.How many sides does a circle have?6 Y" q5 z3 B; E2 B6 P. j. T' e
17.What animal can jump as high as a tree?$ D* `2 E# h8 v; f$ B+ K
18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest?" [8 G3 X& d* @5 X' o5 d7 |* m
19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?6 D7 W. \! o9 B$ ]" W4 q1 D
20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?; [6 N' `4 A% o# c( q6 G( k( C" Y/ l- [
21.If two’s company and three’s crowd,what’s four and five?
8 T3 t5 N! }+ y% ?22.The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why?' b: W, f. y4 A, a) e
23.The injured dog had some difficulty going home.Every step he took, he slipped back two.However,he still managed to get home. How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?
  D; l% L9 ^4 w# [6 ]8 D" H24.What falls often but never gts hurt?) v( \4 v' U$ S0 }' w+ I" n
25.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman’s disguise?
; X$ h. W$ Y& L26.Which month has 28 days?
' k& B9 ~1 [3 X" ~: _8 w27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too?
; E! z, i" b9 S7 e- X28.where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from?
6 R) A' s' L. G  m: G# L" `29.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why?6 v- O+ @1 H- P8 q) o9 s
30.Why do giraffes have long neck?, e. [7 d0 c0 F3 l! K
31.How can you make 6 out of three 7′s?1 |% n7 A) y( c5 l4 R
32.How can you make 6 out of three 5′s?
) U8 e! D5 n5 G; M33.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8′s?
* I8 q* Z4 B9 Z5 R: p34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds?
4 E' |' c# K0 r35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be?
. k& \& E; {. P/ r- r/ ]36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room?8 j6 W% H4 a$ Z; H8 V0 L
37.How do you know policemen are strong ?1 D) u4 c/ k( ]4 p, b! R
38.With which hand do you write?
9 R8 M+ p2 w; x% T39.What must you do before you return a book to the library?
' x: m, i7 d* H0 K, G: LAnswers:$ x9 k* d9 I7 D) q8 r4 Q  ^. c6 T
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- k- K4 d- G$ }1 W0 c0 s+ ~2.Because it’s the begining of everything!
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6 f; w0 ~( m, h12. The other half!/ M6 d# d* h2 R3 A8 _, Y
13. Santa Claus 圣诞老人
# H2 b* q3 R# g$ N  B14. When there’s two of them 有两个人时!
% _4 H- M3 w1 U15. They don’t know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪!
4 R( N$ e/ n' }! ^0 u/ f16. Two. The inside and the outside!
& n& N& j. N. r; h. P3 g( K1 s17. All animals,for trees can’t jump!
1 u) \. K! k$ M18. Sleep at night!2 c% F6 r# J* I( S: N' k
19. At the bottom!9 q% a* t* ]" M
20. Wet!( O6 T$ `/ K5 h* z' q0 ]
21. Nine!8 ~1 i' ^, e7 T
22. They planted peech trees!
) M# P1 l  b; o, n: X  {23. He walked in the other direction!
) c% m; v* c/ @+ J24. Snowflakes!. ^& N& R* i+ w6 X
25.He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!
" s; M& a) C  J/ o$ ?4 j4 x26. Every month has at least 28 days!
. S0 I, R  G: m6 F8 u3 A0 `/ x& C27. One’s appetite!
' x, `4 O2 ?. H. b5 [28.From a hen!
* g; w& _; B) t7 x29. He fell off the last step!5 @1 [: }2 o$ s0 ~) L
30. Because their heads are far from their bodies!2 H' _" m! J  F+ L4 t6 |
31.easy . 7- 7/7=6!* m  c3 `3 g  b% B% W( J
32. easy. 5+5/5=6!
% d8 \5 @! Q3 G+ Z* t, r, ?& u33. easy. 8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!2 c- e& B1 ?5 Y: W! D) O2 F- N2 G$ i
34.Washinton,D.C.!) Z; \1 \  M; ?2 o4 W6 ~+ H% E
35. The police officer was a lady!- u, j1 @5 `+ r" r' U
36.Because it can’t see both sides at once.
7 c, }2 M' W3 Y% o5 n" S8 S37.Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand!4 S9 ?) {! Z6 \* A
38. Neither.I use a pen!) [3 }5 V3 e: M# \! i; g
39.Borrow the book from library.
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发表于 2011-3-7 01:46 | 显示全部楼层
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