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发表于 2011-2-25 21:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

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1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ?' V7 M; \  ?" d& ?2 H+ n/ [2 E5 U7 y  v
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Because it makes fat fact!
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6 X6 i6 L1 s- D* m2.Why is the letter E so important?
0 p# ~$ U$ {' g$ C& c" FBecause it’s the begining of everything!' X" A, E; P. x, Y

( d$ j& T- Q) s3.Why are the letter G and letter S in “gloves” close to each other?$ v! u- L" e, ]. w
Because there is love between them!
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4.What letter is an animal ?
% Q8 r$ ]0 t- M  l" F3 V0 oIt’s the letter B
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0 x9 ]5 ]+ Q" |, E5.What letter is a question?, i' W6 c1 V! }- w3 }6 A- a
It’s the letter Y. T' z( d8 ?2 {" d4 p

$ T" Z/ D. S  ]# K- n3 F6.Why is U the jolliest letter?
: u" l3 q5 X( XBecause it’s in the midst of fun!1 X! D: A' x6 k4 |4 c" W

& F% u, o. m7 z  J7.How do you feel today?
! N6 C4 C% d( [  w/ J2 PWith my hands ,of course!
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8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?
4 k( T1 B: {3 U: ^Take a longer rope and compare with it!& j+ X# e( m% {- c4 y
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9.Why do people wish for something they haven’t got?$ j! I( l; b; T
What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!; ?- {/ S3 n" X( d

7 p. W- L! e! [% `" o0 V) ?10.What can you tell from Peter’s record card with extremely poor grades?9 g0 D' v- }- h0 H& }
He didn’t cheat!
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11.What does everybody do at the same time?
: `3 e7 `/ `0 r% ~! t& [6 v0 rGrow old!, q; U9 L, {4 E# {" J! B0 L) L0 m

; f, ^' t& K9 x4 b7 n1 aThe following question you'd better guess by yourselves firstly, then find the answers
9 r7 X6 m3 ~! V( o( [at the end!!!% f6 h2 a# l6 Y- e/ j, S3 |* K" E
12.What resembles half a pie?
3 g. A1 W- n- C3 I1 {$ I+ z! Z/ |9 M* s13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?9 H/ A2 C* ]1 r' G3 y
14.When do people have two mouth?
3 V: Q3 J, F; D- K# _$ F15.Why do lions eat raw meat?
1 C% h" Z8 ?0 m3 t- ]16.How many sides does a circle have?
) P8 d$ K( z* J1 A% A" S# I& h17.What animal can jump as high as a tree?4 A0 ^. h/ Y% s
18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest?
. i+ B( }1 `( e4 W1 ~: w1 w19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
3 N+ \: Q& W; M5 q20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?
" N8 o2 G+ }+ o' Y! n  t21.If two’s company and three’s crowd,what’s four and five?
5 x7 T, {/ W1 F% s22.The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why?
1 ]5 v5 A" f+ B7 A  K+ I7 `' I' Z23.The injured dog had some difficulty going home.Every step he took, he slipped back two.However,he still managed to get home. How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?" ?9 [- L# i& c  p3 F
24.What falls often but never gts hurt?
9 `& x2 T- r' e25.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman’s disguise?3 w  O+ I  ~8 ?% E# m, v* x" b
26.Which month has 28 days?
) F- ~# [3 O, L4 c27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too?! u1 D0 N2 j+ P9 P2 }
28.where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from?
9 r# C/ k: |8 I* o29.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why?
# ?7 [; y" j8 Y5 n- h# b6 n30.Why do giraffes have long neck?
0 L  ^) G3 I( E2 }4 ]' ^! f$ h( \31.How can you make 6 out of three 7′s?
6 l" y) l! h/ g32.How can you make 6 out of three 5′s?  m9 X9 n6 `3 K- Z
33.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8′s?5 Q$ v  z( Q7 A: Z( w
34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds?
9 Y! R' J( d! A2 k. K  Y35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be?
  ~% u* ]/ w- `; H6 a$ I' m: D! W36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room?) ~& p! Z2 x( J: _$ Q
37.How do you know policemen are strong ?. q' {/ x5 m4 M: O8 ~
38.With which hand do you write?, h* w7 ?! |+ n8 I0 T; J0 @
39.What must you do before you return a book to the library?- O7 _. i1 X8 Z% Q
Answers:
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2.Because it’s the begining of everything!: g! ~4 e9 a+ E. c
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/ ]8 ]6 _/ O5 A* j5 Y, a* U12. The other half!  O1 t: L* ?5 k! ?7 }
13. Santa Claus 圣诞老人
9 A' ^+ W/ @1 J" X& m14. When there’s two of them 有两个人时!. f: z* Z" Y' X4 |" t! p( i
15. They don’t know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪!" E' w# O% H" a, G4 s5 M! {1 n
16. Two. The inside and the outside!
( ~6 u6 g+ Q7 Y& w17. All animals,for trees can’t jump!
% S* [/ |# C- `1 Y* [18. Sleep at night!
! y5 l4 ^; O& j/ j1 q+ u( g  u9 d# m19. At the bottom!% d: V, J$ E7 T0 A+ V
20. Wet!
- b" X! `7 L, l) A* k21. Nine!
. N# t: Q4 n" j5 N) C22. They planted peech trees!* C" n. o5 {) I
23. He walked in the other direction!% B% N/ i1 R( N% @  _
24. Snowflakes!
, t! x, E9 f7 \! p25.He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!. P2 x+ q( Q$ \0 j( Y
26. Every month has at least 28 days!
5 b2 V0 s9 r# a! U/ ]6 D27. One’s appetite!! t% b9 b6 X8 G4 E: [5 w
28.From a hen!: Y1 i; C1 Q- s- D$ @  X1 c7 x
29. He fell off the last step!
2 O6 G3 {/ o. r$ P- e/ Z; c30. Because their heads are far from their bodies!( P  Z) o* _0 x6 c/ Q
31.easy . 7- 7/7=6!
; U: X3 ^2 g% X3 N1 U5 r* `32. easy. 5+5/5=6!* E7 ~. f. B4 d' g- I) _5 K2 W( U# m
33. easy. 8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!
; F8 z6 t8 E& O: V34.Washinton,D.C.!( j0 ^" L7 @4 G6 Q
35. The police officer was a lady!
; F1 @0 A/ k$ X% ], l( k36.Because it can’t see both sides at once.) [; z4 N/ N" M) ]9 H8 A
37.Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand!" ~' N" w1 V& c; S# _
38. Neither.I use a pen!+ x2 @1 m: J- ]9 ^/ E& [1 }  s2 Y
39.Borrow the book from library.
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发表于 2011-3-7 02:46 | 显示全部楼层
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