“ 搞笑已读乱回系列 让他嘎嘎大笑 ”

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1、

男生：最近在做什么？

搞笑女：在做人

Boy: What have you been doing lately?

Funny Woman: Being a Person



2、

男生：我是为你好，懂吗？

搞笑女：懵懂！

Boy: I'm doing it for your own good, understand?

Funny girl: I'm ignorant!



3、

男生：不想上班

搞笑女：那就上香

Male: Do not want to work

Funny girl: Then go incense



4、

男生：你是如何走出人生阴霾的？

搞笑女：多走几步。

Male: How did you overcome the darkness of life?

Funny girl: Take a few more steps.



5、

男生：我i爱你

搞笑女：谢谢，这是我应得的。

Boy: I love you

Funny girl: Thank you, I deserve it.

6、

男生：我睡了晚安

搞笑女：这么早睡爱自己肯定超过爱我。

Boy: I'm sleeping. Good night

Funny woman: If you go to bed so early and love yourself more than you love me.



7、

男生：睡不着怎么办？

搞笑女：那你找个夜班上，别闲着。

Boy: What if I can't sleep?

Funny girl: Then find a night shift and don't be idle.



8、

男生：在干吗？

搞笑女：干杯，我干了你随意。

Boy: What are you doing?

Funny girl: Cheers, I'll do whatever you want.



9、

男生：我好像失眠了

搞笑女：自己都睡不好怎么睡别人。

Boy: I seem to be having insomnia

Funny woman: How can I sleep with others if I can't sleep well myself.



10、

男生：宝宝想你了

搞笑女：不做。

Boy: The baby misses you

Funny girl: Don't do it.