Kids think quickly zt

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>  Kids Really Think Quickly!!
>   TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
>   MARIA : Here it is!
>   TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
>   CLASS : Maria!
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>   TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
>   FRANK : Because of the sign.
>   TEACHER : What sign?
>   FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go
> Slow."
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>   TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
> multiplication on the floor?
>   JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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>   TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
>   GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
>   TEACHER : No, that's wrong
>   GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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>   TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
>   DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
>   TEACHER : What are you talking about?
>   DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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>   TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have
> today that we didn't have ten years ago.
>   WINNIE : Me!
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>   TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
>   GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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>   TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
>   MILLIE : I is...
>   TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
>   MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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>   TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
>   TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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>   TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down
> his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
>   LOUIS : Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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>   TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
>   SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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>   TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is
> exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
>   CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!!
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>   TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who
> keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
>   HAROLD : A teacher

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:D , english is actually easier to understand than german .

金鱼之屎

:D :D :D

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2. TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down
   
3. > his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
   
4. >   LOUIS : Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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That is funny!