Funny Chinglish - Updated

sammy

People mountain people sea.
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+ |3 N/ I) i& Q0 u5 WHorse horse tiger tiger

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Here are more:
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give you some color zu see see

% s' _4 j( P' ]; O[ 本帖最后由 sammy 于 2007-5-8 20:55 编辑 ]

sammy

四喜丸子 – Four glad meat balls（四个高兴的肉团）
童子鸡 – chicken without sex (还没有性生活的鸡)
+ S/ u* C4 K* g9 x! [6 m麻婆豆腐 – tofu made by woman with freckles (一脸雀斑女人做的豆腐)
红烧狮子头 – red burned lion head (烧红了的狮子头)
猴魁茶 – Number one monkey tea （第一只猴子茶）
看着好玩儿，又启迪心智，何不再加几道菜凑一桌？
炖老母鸡 - stewed chicken with sex (炖有过性生活的鸡)
木须肉 – wood mustache meat (木头胡子肉)
醋溜鱼 - vinegor skiing fish (醋海中滑行的鱼)
6 ~/ r; G: U4 k1 S醉蟹 - drunk crab (喝高了的螃蟹)

maomaomimi

给你补充2个:D :D :D

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sammy

原帖由 maomaomimi 于 2007-5-8 20:44 发表
给你补充2个:D :D :D

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give you some color zu see see

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chemicalromance

原帖由 maomaomimi 于 2007-5-8 20:44 发表


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这是什么? 中国德语英语?

pripa

奉献一个俺看过的最经典的 简练的 传神的 新闻报道:

one car come one car go, two cars "ping" "ping", people die.$汗$

sammy

原帖由 pripa 于 2007-5-9 00:43 发表
  j0 \) j; R- |  U4 s奉献一个俺看过的最经典的 简练的 传神的 新闻报道:

: W; \7 v9 d7 ]9 C9 eone car come one car go, two cars "ping" "ping", people die.$汗$

$汗$ $汗$