GREETING CARDS THAT NEVER GOT PRINTED

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I always wanted to have someone to love.  And now that you've come into my life...
# I/ l# E6 m4 `- [7 j# d/ l8 I. L  P3 z(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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2 {! z$ {; F6 Z& C$ ]# NAs the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - …That you're not here to ruin it for me.

' _  R. T: x6 [7 G: [8 hCongratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
" g% y4 a& l! Q1 e; N. J4 f(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
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5 i8 ^9 b+ K+ k' a5 f& y8 g, NCongratulations on your new bundle of joy....
+ e8 Y; l% j' o2 B2 _" N# b: u" U(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
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You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
8 D2 [; u/ A: L# C  c! j) N, V  Y(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder.....
(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking

' Z5 q9 c" M2 o$ ^( tThank you for being part of my life.....
(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.  

Hooray.....
( {' p7 i' r& c) h/ D: T2 T, X(Inside card) - You're divorced.
5 H0 K" t1 S: p( P' RI just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened...
(Inside card) - Especially since you survived.
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Congrats on getting married...
(Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.

9 K# G. [' u0 C" mSomeday I hope to marry...
; }$ w2 @2 B; D4 d" A0 q3 B. B( V(inside card) - Someone other than you.

We have been friends for a very long time...
(inside card) - What do you say we stop?

. H) K" ~1 q) S  V) cAND MY THREE PERSONAL TOP FAVOURITES:

: h. r+ C8 H4 v9 j7 U: q6 ]Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
+ a  @6 H$ F" r9 V5 P3 `  }- A  H(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
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When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
$ G/ C& s  h) f( `9 I3 w2 _7 k$ B" N(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

Lastly, for any friends in California or who have too much money:
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, \! l. h$ Y* Y* k/ O; u0 a* e- gHappy Birthday! You look great for your age....
; l8 |1 c1 ~. Z$ E+ _  I(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
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