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I always wanted to have someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
6 l) S9 f7 ?* x* B/ {% Q7 J(Inside card) - I've changed my mind. , |) L5 m, z3 \" Y9 }' t
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I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
; K) u: |3 r5 D ]8 y. M4 n2 ~5 v5 d$ E(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you. 0 ]( J% ?( B+ A7 T* Z
- l! |, \6 R w% lAs the days go by, I think how lucky I am.... 8 y" X9 p- ?6 Z, I( @4 M1 G
(Inside card) - …That you're not here to ruin it for me. 2 ^ m5 i1 D8 |3 e8 G
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Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go.... % @7 U. }7 r A% h/ X* G( J- i' j; C
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again. 1 G( d- `$ y/ K* ?) q
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.... 0 N& D u# d3 E9 ?
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was? % |/ @9 q3 b, H% ]4 L% ]6 I5 y
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You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
9 ~& @8 g& z8 m, w; b(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often. / [5 i" G+ N* g1 _% v
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Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder.....
. B% Q6 f8 M/ V; R$ d; z(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking
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+ h. l% o( m( eThank you for being part of my life.....
$ m+ w# ?" p+ c; {* \2 a6 B$ d3 l(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!
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Congratulations on your wedding day! . g* x! a+ j4 y, d
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.
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Hooray..... 6 d) {+ g& h4 X' j- Q
(Inside card) - You're divorced.
- s+ e3 d' |' DI just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened... 3 T9 k# d( E Y# X
(Inside card) - Especially since you survived.
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Congrats on getting married...
2 }# p( F9 Q# l4 K* u- I- n(Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life. ; ?, Y# I- r9 j
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Someday I hope to marry... / E0 P3 @4 H6 V! n6 \9 V
(inside card) - Someone other than you.
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We have been friends for a very long time... ) E% h0 `+ X7 e6 J. f. [- n
(inside card) - What do you say we stop? ) n' B3 V+ m' n7 I' t$ ]
/ V7 B- n7 x& ]# r6 {" \* l7 [AND MY THREE PERSONAL TOP FAVOURITES:
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Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
3 x9 o+ m6 t9 q# F(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.# c3 E5 k9 ~# |1 c) R9 U) V/ o9 ]+ m
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When we were together, you said you'd die for me... ( K7 G' ]* @+ ^
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
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Lastly, for any friends in California or who have too much money:- n/ E) L: R6 J, e/ u
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Happy Birthday! You look great for your age.... C5 M+ N4 f3 M% d7 h
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
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