GREETING CARDS THAT NEVER GOT PRINTED

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I always wanted to have someone to love.  And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
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; @& Y% Q% C  ?I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
. _8 }7 C$ p. t: B(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - …That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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2 [: `5 I8 q9 N0 R2 a) vCongratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
0 Y, k% y2 r3 z4 M' p(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
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9 Q8 y$ S+ \/ ^( \* t( DYou are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
2 f8 J5 w7 Z2 s8 q  q4 B* p(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
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" _) x& [$ E) J. V, mLooking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder.....
$ L1 a$ M1 @" Q/ r) f0 j- G: U3 I(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking
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Thank you for being part of my life.....
" Q+ l$ V8 Z8 ?9 f+ Q' C: U- C(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!

; F: B( N; I" k  _& m+ I# ICongratulations on your wedding day!
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.  
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Hooray.....
(Inside card) - You're divorced.
I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened...
/ }# _4 d" K" s- p(Inside card) - Especially since you survived.

+ W+ ]- U& j) N4 ZCongrats on getting married...
(Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.
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Someday I hope to marry...
(inside card) - Someone other than you.
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' i4 a0 b7 v" V" C% b5 a+ {5 l9 bWe have been friends for a very long time...
3 E1 Z; ~4 ~6 T9 \9 ](inside card) - What do you say we stop?
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: v" N: V+ p+ J- t5 Y+ f$ _* ?: S9 hAND MY THREE PERSONAL TOP FAVOURITES:
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Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

9 ]; @+ o1 Q+ c+ DWhen we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
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Lastly, for any friends in California or who have too much money:

3 U& T1 X$ Y  e/ a7 Y, L: R" \Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
. h; v8 o! N( _5 p(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
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