GREETING CARDS THAT NEVER GOT PRINTED

tonyline007

I always wanted to have someone to love.  And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
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I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
: L1 h1 d  H( @% X7 v+ o& m(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - …That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
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8 _+ n) e) {8 ICongratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder.....
2 p+ ]4 d% b2 D3 z% `2 O(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking
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4 _9 r  p' s" f' j( s# wThank you for being part of my life.....
6 r' y2 t- t, d* Q; K  d* ~0 g* L(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!

& f. @9 ^# h6 e- ?7 c( ZCongratulations on your wedding day!
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.  
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Hooray.....
(Inside card) - You're divorced.
" U& u/ {4 n" J4 d" jI just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened...
& s2 h6 P# @# O7 e- ?(Inside card) - Especially since you survived.
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Congrats on getting married...
(Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.
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Someday I hope to marry...
(inside card) - Someone other than you.
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We have been friends for a very long time...
(inside card) - What do you say we stop?

AND MY THREE PERSONAL TOP FAVOURITES:
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Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
8 H9 f+ p  ?/ I2 m( ^# ^" ^" o* v(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
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When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
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Lastly, for any friends in California or who have too much money:
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Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
/ f) O) R7 c. ^6 i% ?(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
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