One Line Humor

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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

7 O) L- d& D  f2 H3 b[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
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[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
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[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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2 F' f! ~8 o* B8 r3 N[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
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[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
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" G7 j  w8 u7 F[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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4 r: J/ t9 \3 B8 V- M' [[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
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- X! O; l+ C9 F[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
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: R- U# S, o1 u# j[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
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, k9 j) @7 \) b' R& P& k9 A[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
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[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
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[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

* H% M6 ~; G0 j$ o1 \2 s$ ]( ~[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

, c7 ?. ~4 m0 M! e' D2 y. _[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

" j$ Z1 C4 ?3 P0 a: W7 f[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
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[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak !
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+ `# \2 }( |$ n: D4 R# C% u[22] Man : Is there any way for long life?
  B! N' m8 O$ E( }* L# I! cDr : Get married.
Man : Will it help ?
Dr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

  s  v* I; O* M2 o4 e[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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[24] Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
% X( g4 [+ K4 c; }, N+ aHusband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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+ [' d! B1 g1 F4 ?6 J) g[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

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