One Line Humor

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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
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3 R3 y+ A1 W' p2 w; D; M& c[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
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+ V! ~( Y" A' P4 x. s# ]3 O4 P[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

( y0 u6 u) b" n+ q5 l[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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! [. n6 q7 _6 [. ^8 d[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
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[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
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[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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: [0 d5 X$ T. q; v- }[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

0 B# h$ D: Y4 t! M) Z5 N* ?6 j[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

# Y2 x) R! n5 e& g  x) M[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
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- v; J4 i  s; D8 ~# n! v[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
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- D) b2 a0 |0 n[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

( v8 `* ^- _. L; L) l[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
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1 n+ |! M; ]1 }* R, a! a( M( v[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

3 a0 \/ J; }8 [( I' x; s3 o8 Y/ {[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
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# {! D9 q- r) M( t( r6 }$ S3 v[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak !

9 p. K6 B6 |; X/ d0 R; T3 `4 A8 a[22] Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr : Get married.
3 n# H( b+ t5 {' e% Z& a3 H; P2 {0 QMan : Will it help ?
8 l6 |$ w3 p4 {5 ?" l( ZDr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
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[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

; `3 s0 \2 i/ Z* d[24] Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
# S6 M6 u% Y, v) wIt's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

9 _6 w3 {9 D7 E+ w5 Y[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

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