One Line Humor

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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
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[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

' r0 A) a6 x9 n[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

6 u( u% v6 j. B[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
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" S1 v" B% r$ c7 l, Q0 v[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
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[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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: U1 o$ }$ O- b: {! \- J[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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, v5 {7 U7 o9 u7 B! o! U[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

* a" W2 \3 K) T* a[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
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, p1 K: l( I+ Y; E3 d8 Q[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

$ V! w* W4 @5 r" R) R0 @. n2 T[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

5 k8 ^( \2 C# l[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
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# t5 c- d6 o+ p& d9 b/ ], ][17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

% E, @+ W1 _* |* [' [' V# O[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
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2 P7 k' R$ j# c% R, C$ }/ z[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak !

[22] Man : Is there any way for long life?
% u0 G; t0 `! b6 B9 B& T! v7 yDr : Get married.
4 x' W7 ]$ C( b8 b" A9 aMan : Will it help ?
0 o6 M+ i9 ^5 F$ F) I! bDr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
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9 h4 T3 j  p1 `" r, O  }[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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) j/ ~3 s6 `5 r8 L, @[24] Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
4 P! f! \! |1 X- C$ uHusband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
8 s0 @7 I; h5 Q% r& p, h2 QIt's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

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