One Line Humor

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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
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& _0 e* K) H% [+ L[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
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3 e) E- a- W, n8 B/ N. Y[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

. T* B+ Q$ X; b' w# \[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
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* V4 A7 [, |+ J" \[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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5 m* S7 O! O7 K' b[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
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: a7 w, F' e/ q* G0 D0 y[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
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' W; T9 H- x0 y: P4 `[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
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[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

: E$ h4 O) h4 ?, n7 }* f[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
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# w1 M4 i! d! {& Y& ^' t[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
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[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
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[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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1 k7 G/ a- W0 Z2 L[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
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* l; v1 u' L- d/ d6 H, r[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
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[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak !
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[22] Man : Is there any way for long life?
+ `/ @' u4 p2 Y# u" R; T6 qDr : Get married.
Man : Will it help ?
& |" L$ e6 v' Z9 nDr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

[24] Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
5 q3 ^! q" R: D4 j: ]9 tHusband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
3 ^7 N6 D  }+ P& iIt's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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; q" q% [6 }) h6 ^[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
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[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

ginny

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