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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

- }3 b7 L( j9 O/ z[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
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[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
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: ], f! G; k: K2 D2 B[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
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1 Z# M  B! q: g- h- T) \[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

: e9 N' s- K. n( M[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

6 O$ n' e$ y) @, B8 h[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

9 C  s% K- p1 t; U+ h[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

3 O! {5 A& Y& t8 C" X" r[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

# i% {5 \$ |; f; l[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

6 k$ F1 h& y& v, d4 [1 e7 p8 }8 ~[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

* C4 q0 O+ h! W2 i[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak !
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6 S1 n0 V6 D3 L$ R/ C& E) p[22] Man : Is there any way for long life?
/ |, m$ h/ j% l) `0 SDr : Get married.
Man : Will it help ?
! H1 Y, j; W6 _& N* LDr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
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; F# O4 I0 @4 }  }[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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' {( j6 f2 F) W% R[24] Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
: C2 @$ L! {) Y' z+ W5 jHusband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

) j- z8 Y$ W$ G( |/ A* P7 q[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

$ D* {# ^; R5 N% `, H[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

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