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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

4 m0 T6 [& n, N, Q5 Y[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

$ J1 C7 _! P5 w; m3 o: z[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
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, u  T7 K! s* m+ x8 M$ M6 t" R0 u8 j[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

* `3 N9 a8 @; P- `* p[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

- P; n0 J: Q9 O& \$ x% R: D[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

" L" c8 _# m% D/ F- E[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

4 {/ f  l9 z. Q) H! m$ B( N) i[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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' N1 h  e' X; c0 d. p[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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9 {0 U8 W* P3 H% ?. q. M[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
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[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
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[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
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[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

: Q1 S- b+ g# _1 i* t[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak !

[22] Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr : Get married.
Man : Will it help ?
Dr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
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[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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% S# v, M6 Y# v5 n1 h[24] Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
# _6 X& {+ H% L; C+ ~1 _: DHusband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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1 J; m3 {3 p* ]# t[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
! D( v$ y! n: x4 k! B3 v# H1 ?: K; uIt's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
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[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

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