“ 搞笑已读乱回系列 让他嘎嘎大笑 ”
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男生：最近在做什么？
搞笑女：在做人
Boy: What have you been doing lately?
Funny Woman: Being a Person
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男生：我是为你好，懂吗？
搞笑女：懵懂！
Boy: I'm doing it for your own good, understand?
Funny girl: I'm ignorant!
3、
男生：不想上班
搞笑女：那就上香
Male: Do not want to work
Funny girl: Then go incense
4、
男生：你是如何走出人生阴霾的？
搞笑女：多走几步。
Male: How did you overcome the darkness of life?
Funny girl: Take a few more steps.
5、
男生：我i爱你
搞笑女：谢谢，这是我应得的。
Boy: I love you
Funny girl: Thank you, I deserve it.
6、
男生：我睡了晚安
搞笑女：这么早睡爱自己肯定超过爱我。
Boy: I'm sleeping. Good night
Funny woman: If you go to bed so early and love yourself more than you love me.
7、
男生：睡不着怎么办？
搞笑女：那你找个夜班上，别闲着。
Boy: What if I can't sleep?
Funny girl: Then find a night shift and don't be idle.
8、
男生：在干吗？
搞笑女：干杯，我干了你随意。
Boy: What are you doing?
Funny girl: Cheers, I'll do whatever you want.
9、
男生：我好像失眠了
搞笑女：自己都睡不好怎么睡别人。
Boy: I seem to be having insomnia
Funny woman: How can I sleep with others if I can't sleep well myself.
10、
男生：宝宝想你了
搞笑女：不做。
Boy: The baby misses you
Funny girl: Don't do it.
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